None Like Joshua
Tiny Rick (From ”Rick and Morty”)
[Intro: Maxime Keller]
Let me out, what you see is not the same person as me
My life's a lie, I'm not who you're looking at, let me out, set me free
I'm really old, this isn't me, my real body's slowly dying in a vat
Is anybody listening, can anyone understand
Stop looking at me like that and actually help me
Help me, help me, I'm gonna die

[Verse 1: None Like Joshua]
OMG, damn, look, I've gotten young again, only painful suicidal thoughts just flooding in
So let's throw a party, not invite my older body, he was lamer than a vampire, posing as another man
I'm ready to die yo, Morty you don't understand, logic's suicide, hotline makеs me want to dance
Call me Lil Sanchеz, lit with a cup in hand, coolest kid in school, but depression is my subtle jam

[Pre-Chorus: None Like Joshua]
This cognitive dissonance
Got me like a nihilist
I'm writing some emo shit
Let's turn up

[Chorus: None Like Joshua]
It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Tiny Rick
My real body's in a vat and it's dying quick
Let me see your hands up for Tiny Rick
If you got a dark side that you hide within
It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Tiny Rick
My real body's in a vat and it's dying quick
Let me see your hands up for Tiny Rick
Everybody sing it, if you think it's ironic
[Bridge 1: Maxime Keller]
Let me out, what you see is not the same person as me
My life's a lie, I'm not who you're looking at, let me out, set me free
I'm really old, this isn't me, my real body's slowly dying in a vat
Is anybody listening, can anyone understand
Stop looking at me like that and actually help me
Help me, help me, I'm gonna die

[Verse 2: None Like Joshua]
Can you tell that I'm avoiding my mortality?
Reality is yelling that I'm bout to be sound asleep forever
It's a cry for help, someone please reach out for me
Operation Phoenix going down with my well-being
Thought my grandchildren were cool, but they're whack AF
Got expelled for killing at school, in fact I'm opressed
Wishing I was never born, time to axe em all to death
No, not the students, but the clones that I bred

[Pre-Chorus: None Like Joshua]
This cognitive dissonance
Got me like a nihilist
I'm writing some emo shit
Let's turn up

[Chorus: None Like Joshua]
It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Tiny Rick
My real body's in a vat and it's dying quick
Let me see your hands up for Tiny Rick
If you got a dark side that you hide within
It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Tiny Rick
My real body's in a vat and it's dying quick
Let me see your hands up for Tiny Rick
Everybody sing it, if you think it's ironic
[Bridge 2: None Like Joshua & Maxime Keller]
Help me out! Help me out! This is not a dance
I'm screaming for help, I'm begging for help, please come let me out!
Help me out! Help me out! This is not a dance
I'm screaming for help, I'm begging for help, please come let me out!

[Verse 3: None Like Joshua]
My teenage mind needs to go to a doctor
Shoving dark thoughts like homework in a locker
Writing all these really bad poems with guitar cords
No one knows I'm alone, an imposter
Always hated school, but I wanted to be popular
Everybody make some noise, drown out your sorrows!

[Outro: Maxime Keller]
Is anybody listening, can anyone understand?
Stop looking at me like that and actually help me, help me, I'm gonna die