None Like Joshua
Ichiraku Ramen (Naruto)
[Verse 1]
See what I'm whipping in the kitchen
You want the pork or the chicken?
This ain't no cup of the instant
We feeding Ninjas for the mission
No MSG for the filling
My Chakra in every bowl, never spilling
Best Ramen in the village
Facts make stacks, so I make a killing
Extra helping Naruto to Hokage
Y'all treated him like shit
I am a day one to anybody
With the money for the broth drip
You got the green? I got the seaweed
You want the beef? I got the lean meat
My recipe? No one can beat me
Want the ingredients? I am too greedy
Sensei was master Jiraiya
But I left the force cause my calling was higher
My Nindo is frying this food in a diner
Call it my Will of the Cooking Stove Fire
I served the Third, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth
Ask any lord, my Ramen's the shit
They telling me every single Ninja secret
Ninjas are eating, they pay me to keep it
[Chorus]
Ichiraku Ramen
Boil release till the noodle folds
Ichiraku Ramen
Call me the Sage of the Six Bowls
Ichiraku Ramen
That'll be twenty eight bucks
Ichiraku Ramen
To open Eight Gates to your taste, buds

[Verse 2]
Ninjas want to steal my formula
Taking my daughter till I fork it up
Now they got my eggs all boiling
I'ma chop em up like an onion
Naruto's got my back
If you messing with the chef, then he's on attack
He don't need to pay the check, but I'll take the cash
You know Pain got wrecked cause my place was smashed
Give him Ramen on the house, look where I'm at
Now he's putting Ichiraku on the Hidden Leaf map
This is gonna be the biggest monument to the world where
Naruto had his first date with the girl
Hinata the champion of eating till there's Nada
After dinner here he made her his babbymomma
She said: "Me so horny" from my Miso Ramen
You can call me the Ramenkage if you wanna
Doing what I got to do for business
And there isn't any soup for you, you didn't want to finish
Or you skipping on the billing, you're the one I'm chopsticking
To the wall if you don't gimme my guap, you'll be missing
Like Sasuke, number one on the block is where I stay
Got the Narutomaki on lock, that's my taste
Think I'm at his wedding cause it's gonna be a nice day?
Nah, mess with me, then you miss with the Hokage
[Chorus]
Ichiraku Ramen
Boil release till the noodle folds
Ichiraku Ramen
Call me the Sage of the Six Bowls
Ichiraku Ramen
That'll be twenty eight bucks
Ichiraku Ramen
To open Eight Gates to your taste, buds