None Like Joshua
Deku Vs. Bakugo Vs. Todoroki
[Intro: Present Mic (Cam Steady)]
Hello everybody! I'm your Video Game Rap Battles Anime Edition guest host - Present Mic! Today we have a rap battle between three of our top students in Class 1-A: Izuku Midoriya versus Katsuki Bakugo versus Shoto Todoroki, fight!

[Verse 1: Deku (Cam Steady)]
A boy without a quirk who really wanted it most
Now I'm selected by the best to be a beacon of hope
Between your rage and selfish vein, the truth is startin' to show
That I'm the only one of us that knows what makes a hero, yo
When smashin' the raps you be fightin' the best
I know you won't pass when you're tryin' this test
I earned All my Might because I got this drive
And you guys haven't gotten your licenses yet
Studied your styles, I know you all
I've built myself better off overall
'Cause based on the battles I've bested
While you all were restin', your arcs need an Overhaul
Kacchan, if it's war, I'll leave you sore 'cause you're the loser
That explodes when he is wronged, I guess you really are a boomer
This rescuer knows you're sweating 'cause you stink when you flow
I guess you really can't spell Bakugo without the BO, and yo
Shoto, it's so low, you don't know that you own your own flow
And if you can't accept it, then you're really left with no hope
'Cause when I risk my life to save a kid
At least it isn't almost getting beat by them in gym

[Verse 2: Bakugo (Shwabadi)]
I usually start with a hook, but I'mma light this verse like gas
It won't be hard to hurt the brat whose first day tests were worst in class
And so you borrowed someone's power, thinking you're now tough
But when you spit, you're not a legend, you're a little Deku scrub
Deku, I'll bet you are gonna run and fall
'Cause when it comes to disses, I got more than One For All
I'm humanity evolved because my strength's overpowerin'
When the fear flows through your body, you will just be full cowering
You got me angry now 'cause you can't go all out
You're breaking at twenty percent, and so my win won't even count
Suggestin' you're the best at saving those from any foe
Then you should take a look at Nighteye 'cause that theory's full of holes, oh
Check the nurse, nobody's got no pain relief for icy hot
How you an absolute zero, while your daddy's at the top?
I guess his test tube baby flopped, you made your father proud
Turning out an edgy Fire Bender Zuko watered down
Tried to be so bright and deep, but sob story's boring
I'd spill the tea to burn ya, but your mommy did it for me
But if you want to go to war you should be locked up in the ward
With her for good because you're crazy standing here before me
[Verse 3: Todoroki (None Like Joshua)]
Shoto here, I see you're both open to attack
When I step up on the scene, you'll be frozen on the track
Deku, whoever let you believe you're the chosen one is wack
And Bakugo, when I explode, you'll need an ice pack
I start to flow and leave anybody broken coming back
Like Deku with every limb when he's focused on Uraraka's ass
You're a bigger simp than Mineta, and he owns the balls to clash with Bakugo
'Cause you don't want to ruin the bromance that you have? I'll pass!
I'm the coldest, yo, even when I smoke this rap
From the flame that I gave when I spoke of your past
Got a scar on my face, I can cope with that
As the sickest, you'll be hiding yours like Overhaul's Corona mask
Boom! Kacchan, calm it down, man, don't be so mad
Just 'cause I'm your mom's favorite character, and I've blown up fast
I'll bet you hope to talk some smack about my loathsome dad
Well Deku, how long has yours Endeavored to get to the grocery store? Oh, my bad

[Verse 4: All Might (Daddyphatsnaps)]
I'm so proud of you, you went to the edge and pushed through your limits
But for you to truly win, you must limit that independence
'Cause if you don't work together, the finish will be diminished
You are stronger as a unit, so listen to what I'm spitting
Bakugo, king explosions, you're powerful, yeah, we know it
But you left your weakness open just knowing you can't control it
It's your mental instability holding you back, so own it
Caring doesn't make you weak, what's weak is being alone
And Todoroki, Endeavor was truly terrible, yes
But we need you at your best against truly terrible threats
Let it go, be the hero your father could never be
I know it's hard, don't be a martyr and live in your memories
Young Deku, we're a duo of sorts, so you of course
Have my vested interest, you are my ward, but I need more
Than the next assistant, they can't see you cry tears
Tuck your lip straighten up and let 'em know that I am here!