None Like Joshua
SALT
(Intro)
(Matt & Derek cry laughing)
(Gally screaming)
AW WHAT THE FUCK
OH SHIT
*glitches*
NO

Yo
It's your boy
Young Sqwiggles on the mic
And I'm here to drop some flames for y'all
(Okay)

(Verse 1)
This is our moment
To write the Atonement
I'll give you my component
And eat a fucking donut

This all games til' we speedrun in the street
Head crystals feet
Songbird lookin' bleak (okay)

They ain't fuck with my sheet
Yeah, Bar's on the beat
Performance mode cheat
Fell down in the creek
5'4 on the seat
Gonna eat a fucking treat
Poppin' TERFS with a cleat
And stroodle bitches get my meat! (okay)

Yeah it ain't for the weak (oooohhh)
It got HIV
It spawned from my tweets
You can't take this heat

I have gotta skeet
Ima fuckin elite
Show me the wheat
Then dip like a deadbeat! (the oh, oh god)

(Verse 2)
The oh, oh god (okay)
Yeah (x7)
I'm fucking salty (x8) (NAMISSSSSSSS!!!!)
I'm fucking ee- (nonsense)

(Mid Section)
Minus the car ride!
The oh, oh god

There was silence
I slowly got out of the car..

(Breakdown)
Female: (breathes) who are you?
Matthew: Hey guys it's Matthew here
Was I standing in the presence of one of the most famous Monstercat artists? (Yeah x4)
No

Yeah? NO

(Verse 3: Nonelikejoshua)
And it goes like!
Can you hear me?
Everything is on fire
Another bass kicks in!

This is why we don't ever blink
THIS IS WHY WE DON'T EVER BLINK

TURN OFF YOUR TV
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUST LISTEN UP

ARE YOU READY?

(very VERY loud whispering)
Drop it
FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!
Now we're back from the dead!
Check it out
BASS
Boomsha-
Reload
Muwahhaha!!

(Outro)
Matthew: My front yard was grass