Listen up kids
No you don’t want to miss this
Now you got to
Buy this song
-cmon

All the pretty colors, not
Cool if you don’t love it
All you need is a [TV then you] can’t go wrong

The hottest new game!
08 is so old!
Get the latest smartphone, you’re not
Loved if you don’t!

This right here will solve your first world problems
Come join the party, cause all the girls wanna

Look, we’re all wearin it, sharing this
Heroine
A misunderstanding
Of desperate degenerates

What you want? – Get it now
No you can’t — figure out
Keep your head — in the clouds
Why would you say that it’s questionable?
You- are- poor. Can’t afford to be trendy? (ew)
Go ahead. Steal your parent’s hard-earned money
Show him the door before the hoard won’t conform to me
I implore you to take one opportunity

Buy it all, wait, now it’s obsolete –
Throw the old model back up on the street
[what’s recycling]

Here, look at this
Now I have your attention
Sex sells well in the adolescent message

What? You want to own this?
But now- you got -to show — you want it by
Spending all of – your fortune on it
You will be consumed in no time

The hottest new fashion
Concocted out of plastic
Who the fuck wears
Low-cost sunglasses?

Now for the moment that you’ve
All been waiting for
Open your eyes
Cause your mind is paying more
Listen up kids
No you don’t want to miss this
Now you got to
Buy this song
– cmon

The top of the charts
So it’s got to be pop, you
Lure into the dark
All the ignorant of heart

Buy — this — thing you don’t need
Right now — or you will die

Okay good bye the price is finalized and
Now it’s time — to decide if I could
Swipe the card tonight, or
Have a nice flight

Buy it all, wait, now it’s obsolete, now you just
Throw the old model in the garbage heap
[fuck recycling!]

Here, check it man
Cause you got a short attention span
This sells well cause we know they don’t give a damn
What? You want to own this?
But now- you got -to show — you want it by
Spending all of – your fortune on it
You will be consumed in no time