Build me a woman
Make her ten feet tall
Don't make her ugly
Don't make her small
Build me a woman twelve toed
Build me someone I can ball
All night long

Sunday trucker
Christian motherfucker
Sunday trucker
Christian motherfucker, yeah

I'm just a three-eyes boy
Looking for a twelve toed girl
Alright

I don't know what I'm talking about
And neither do you
I'm just a stupid motherfucker
Just like you are haha!
So why don't you take that little riddle
And stuff it up your ass, alright!
Play the blues, yeah!

This song makes me sick to my stomach, baby
If it ever gets played
You're all a bunch of dumb cocksuckers, yeah alright
If the music don't improve
I'm going to take a trip around the world
Lay it baby!
Sometimes I wonder how long the blues is gonna last
Cause every song sounds like the one before last
And you can take those lyrics and shove 'em up your ass!
I'd rather go out and lie on the grass
And think about some pussy
Or some good ol' rock 'n' roll, alright!

Build me a woman
Make her ten feet tall
Build me a woman
Make her ten feet tall
Don't make her ugly, baby
Don't make her small
Build me a woman ten feet tall
Build me a woman I can ball
All night long