[Verse 1: Ray Manzarek]
Headache strike you, baby
You begin to feel so glum
Ain't nothin' you need
But a double dose of love

[Chorus 1: Ray Manzarek & Jim Morrison]
Woman, I'm your doctor
And oh yes, I know just what you need
(Let me see your credentials)
I got my doctor's certificate
(PHD or MD or RX?)
I got it right here in my pants

(Show it to me)

[Verse 2: Ray Manzarek]
Listen here, baby
You're not feelin' so good
I know what you need
Double dose of love

[Chorus 2: Ray Manzarek & Jim Morrison]
Woman, I'm your doctor (prove it!)
And I know what you need
You need a hot-beef injection
And whoa yes, it have to come from me
(Is that like gettin' a hot dick?)
[Verse 3: Ray Manzarek]
You wake up in the mornin'
Girl, you're not feelin' so good
You need a man to love you
Just like you knew you would

[Chorus 3: Ray Manzarek]
Listen baby, well I'm your doctor
And I know what you need
You need a Polish sausage
Whoa yeah, baby, have to come from me

[Outro; Spoken: Ray Manzarek & Jim Morrison]
Cut!
I could get along with everything except the polish sausage. What has that got to do with it, man?
Well, just that little sausage... Magnificent ivory