[Verse 1]
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-bone

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone

[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 4]
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone
T-bone

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 5]
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone
No T-bone

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 6]
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 7]
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone (Oh)
Ain't got no T-bone

[Guitar Solo]
Ain't got no T-bone

[Verse 8]
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-bone

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 9]
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone
[Outro]
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone
Ain't got no T-bone