I smell a rat, baby
I smell a rat, baby
You'd better watch out
I smell a rat, baby

You won't tell me where you been
Whiskey running all down your chin

I smell a rat, baby
I smell a rat, baby
You'd better watch out
I smell a rat, baby

You come stumbling down the hall
Bump your head up against the wall
Knock down drunk and that ain't all
I know you been having yourself a ball

I smell a rat, baby
I smell a rat, baby
You'd better watch out
I smell a rat, baby

You come stumbling down the hall
Bump your head up against the wall
Knock down drunk and that ain't all
I know you been having yourself a ball
I smell a rat, baby
I smell a rat, baby
You'd better watch out
I smell a rat, baby

I smell a rat, baby
I smell a rat, baby
I smell a rat, baby, yeah