[Verse 1]
For you, I'll take the extra supermarket trip
I do like when you got a special craving for chips
For you, I'll get some ice cream, the one with Oreo bits
Though I do like when you walk down sugar isle with them hips

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'm okay when you claim I'm a dick in every way
If I may, I'mma stay when your head gets in the way

[Chorus]
And I'm running in waterfalls of your
Vomiting snack patrol, mmh
Swimming in Oreo's and I'm
Liking it this bizar-izar-izar
I'm in the car on your demand
'Cause I'm a fan of your motherly cans
Singing a song for you is not
Making me Romeo-eo-eo

[Verse 2]
For you, I hold your head when the morning's feeling sick
I do like your crazy side when it's a little bit
I don't like when you start to throw a hissy fit
You do like when your man tells you where to sit
[Pre-Chorus 2]
It's ok to be wrong and admit it in a way
When you say it's okay I'mma fuck you anyway

[Chorus]
And I'm running in waterfalls of your
Vomiting snack patrol, mmh
Swimming in Oreo's and I'm
Liking it this bizar-izar-izar
I'm in the car on your demand
'Cause I'm a fan of your motherly cans
Singing a song for you is not
Making me Romeo-eo-eo

[Bridge]
Even though you got me so confused
Trust me, babe, I don't mind a little bruise
Your mood swinging like the sixties, babe
And you do know I like the sixties, babe
Those extra pounds make you sexy
You don't have to look like Beyonce, test me

[Chorus]
Running in waterfalls of your
Vomiting snack patrol, mmh
Swimming in Oreo's and I'm
Liking it this bizar-izar-izar
I'm in the car on your demand
'Cause I'm a fan of your motherly cans
Singing a song for you is not
Making me Romeo-eo-eo
[Outro]
You're my one and only milf, yeah, I like it
You're gonna be my one and only milf, yeah, I love it
You're my one and only milf, yeah, I like it
You're gonna be my one and only milf, yeah, I love it
Mmh, I'll be your snack patrol