[Verse 1]
I hear a ruckus in the back, tall shadows on the wall
Mabel, won't you wake up? We got lawyers in the barn, yes we do
All the rumors, they're all true
Don't worry, baby, I know what to do
Many years ago there was a case of legalese
Thankfully my granddad handed down those ancient ways, yes he did
(Folk magic)
The real deal
Folk magic, hot off the grill

[Chorus]
Woo! Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Licensed and bonded
I should get a business card
Certified ghoul wrangler

[Verse 2]
I sneak up to the coop and see them chewing on the bones
Spitting backwards Latin at mobile phones, yes they were
Frothing at the mouth like rabid beasts
Diabolical to say the least
At the sight of me, they bare their flashing yellow claws
Bits of old, poor Chester White falling from their maws, yes they were
Hackles rose, air grew chill
Folk magic, hot off the grill
[Chorus]
Woo! Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Licensed and bonded
I should get a business card
Certified ghoul wrangler

[Bridge]
Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog
My God, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn

[Verse 3]
Twelve of them dispatched and now there's one more left to go
I track his penny-loafers through the freshly fallen snow, yes I did
I find him in the old stockyard
We got different laws down on the farm

[Chorus]
Woo! Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Licensed and bonded
I should get a business card
Big time ghoul wrangler
[Bridge]
Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog
My God, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn
Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog
My God, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn