Are you cool?
Well I'm cool
Is everybody cool?
Well let's get hot

Grass roots
All across this great nation
And I am truly humbled
And gratefully accept the nomination

I'm gonna be the President
Of the United States
Form the alabaster
Knock it down
And set the date

Got a million dollar guardhouse
Strictly BYOB
Your people wanna get down?
And is there a collective destiny

I'm gonna kiss all the babies
Maybe kiss their mamas too
I don't need the secret service
'Cause I know how to work a room
I'm gonna be the President
Of the United States
Oh I was born to be the President
Of these United States

On the day I was born
All the nurses and doctors
Take the boy out his crib
And put him in, the executive office

[Chorus]
First thing that I'm gonna do
Is call for a ride in a UFO
Put Jimi Hendrix on the twenty dollar bill
And Bill Hicks
On a five note

Hot damn
Democratic process
What a time to be alive
Oh I'm ready
To give the people what they want
And what they want is straight talk
And no jive

[Verse]
We got results comin' in
From Rhode Island and American Samoa
We got more results comin' in
From Puerto Rico and North Dakota
Breaking news, happening right now
I believe we're ready to call It
Do you want us to call It? Yeah
I believe
We have a winner

Thank you very much
I couldn't have
I couldn't have done it without you
Drinks on me

Thank you very much
I couldn't have
I couldn't have done it without you
I mean that sincerely
Drinks on me

[Chorus]
First thing that I'm gonna do
Is call for a ride in a UFO
Put Jimi Hendrix on the twenty dollar bill
And Bill Hicks on the five note

Hot damn
Democratic process
What a time to be alive
Oh I'm ready
To give the people what they want
And what they want is straight talk
And no jive