[Verse 1]
First thing that I did was buy a pack of smokes
Check into a motel and consult my horoscope
Sitting on the bed with the briefcase in my hands
Patiently awaiting any word from high command

[Chorus]
Telekinetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision!
Telekinetic prophetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
I know what you're thinking, sister, X-ray vision!

[Verse 2]
Next thing that I did was tap out Morse code
With a wooden nickel on the receiver of the phone
Before I could complete it, I was quickly overtaken
By the angry spirits of Ronald and Nancy Reagan

[Chorus]
Telekinetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision!
Telekinetic prophetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
I know what you're thinking, sister, X-ray vision!

[Bridge]
And on the drums, Gemini
On bass guitar, presenting Pisces
On lead guitar, we have Aries
And on the microphone, Scorpio!
[Verse 3]
Last thing I remember, I was crawling from the ruins
I don't know who's to blame for that, but I know who didn't do it
With every day that passes, it keeps on getting stranger
But that really doesn't bother me, 'cause I get off on the danger

[Chorus]
Telekinetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision!
Telekinetic prophetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
I know what you're thinking, sister, X-ray vision!