[Verse 1: Schwartz, Lowrie, Bateman, Downes]
Woke up this mornin, Sandvich was gone
Didn’t leave no note, nothin to go on
Looked under the covers, under the sheet
Now Heavy’s broken hearted, he’s got nothin to eat

[Chorus: All, Downes]
We got the Sandvich Blues way down in our soul
We got the Sandvich Blues way down in our soul
This can’t be happening, things are outta control

[Verse 2: Lowrie, Bateman, Downes, Schwartz]
Gotta have a plan, where are we gonna look?
Been so many places, we could write a book
I've been to California, I've been to Peru
But Heavy’s still got nothin, what are we going to do?

[Chorus: All, Downes]
We got the Sandvich Blues way down in our soul
These are some Sandvich Blues, things are taking a toll
This can’t be happening, Heavy is out of control (Please stop it, Heavy)

[Verse 3: McLain, Lowrie, Bateman, All]
Met a mysterious woman, she even got a hat
We were really hopin she'd tell us where it's at
She met us on a boat, she met us in a bar
But we ain’t got no sandvich, we only got a car
[Chorus: All, Schwartz]
We got the Sandvich Blues way down in our soul
We know it's the Sandvich Blues, don't need to take a poll
If we don't find it soon, Heavy going to eat a troll

[Verse 4: Downes, Bateman, McLain, All]
Doc's hallucinating, things are getting worse
Spy is cogitating, maybe it's a curse
Admin's intimidating, she's nobody's nurse
If we don’t find the sandvich Heavy's gonna need a hearse

[Chorus: All, Lowrie, Bateman]
We got the Sandvich Blues way down in our soul
It’s still the Sandvich Blues, you could put it on a scroll
Donde está el sandvich, say it in Español (yee-haa)

[Verse 5: Schwartz, Bateman, Downes, All]
You gotta help us find it, you gotta help us search
Who could be behind it? Maybe buy some merch
Please you gotta help us, don’t leave us in the lurch
If we could find the sandvich we would even go to church

[Chorus]
We got the Sandvich Blues way down in our soul
These are some Sandvich Blues, it’s like being on parole
Help us find the Sandvich, there is no higher goal