Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman
You're not a Sheila
You're a Peter or a Clive
Because their lack of spacial awareness
Makes them really fucking careless
You should never ever let a woman drive

When a girl is sitting at the wheel
You're gonna hear the crunch of steel
There's a very real danger that she'll crash into a stranger
If you want to leave the car alive
Never let a woman drive

Beware the peugot 206
They're only ever bought by chicks
And their usual destination is the central reservation
If there's any hope that you'll survive
Never let a woman drive

If you ever let a bird reverse
You're gonna end up in a hearse
You're in massive fucking peril if your driver's name is Cheryl
If you want to leave the car alive
Never let a woman drive