Always waiting for stuff to load
Makes a noise like it's gonna explode
Then the screen goes blue, you got some kind of bug
We're sorry, we're gonna have to close Microsoft Word
A fatal exception has occured
And you'll have to turn the whole thing off at the plug!

Windows 95, what a load of fucking bullshit
Windows 95, I don't know how to uninstall it

It's supposed to help, but I really fucking doubt it
I swear that Solitaire's the one good thing about it!