Desmond had a problem with his waterworks
He passed a lot of blood each time he pissed
He went to see him General Practitioner
Who referred him on to the Urologist

He diagnosed Interstitial Nephropathy
In other words his Kidneys turned to shit
He had to have a radical Nephrectomy
And an Ileal Conduit

Oh bloody bladder, life went wrong, brah!
Oh bloody, bloody bladder!