[Intro]
One, two

[Verse 1]
One little girl was Jean Marie
The other little girl, Felicity
The other little girl was Sally Joy
The other was me, and I'm a boy

[Pre-Chorus]
My name is Alice, I'm a headcase
I practice making up on my face
I get lucky if I get pants to wear
Spend ages taking curlers out of my hair

[Chorus]
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my mom won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
If I say I am, I get it

[Verse 2]
I wanna play baseball on the green
Ride my bike across the street
Cut myself and see my blood
Wanna come home all covered in mud
[Pre-Chorus]
My name is Alice, I'm a headcase
They practice making up on my face
I feel lucky if I get pants to wear
Spend ages taking curlers out of my hair

[Chorus]
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my mom won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
If I say I am, I get it

[Outro]
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my mom won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm a boy
I'm a boy
I'm a boy
Zak Starkey
Andreas Kisser