She's a nine to fiver
Got evil up inside her
She's a, she's a graphic designer
Nobody does it finer
Photoshop entire simplification Messiah
Crop and suicider
Pantone 299er
She's even redesigning China!
Taking bullshit higher
Running something by her
She's a, she's a graphic designer
And she knows, her designs on me are graphic
And she goes, into work early to avoid traffic
And she don't need Parsons
And she don't need Pratt
And she don't need your feedback to know where it's at
And she don't need no resume to get through my door
You better bring your A-game when you wage your war on designer!

She's a nine to fiver
Got evil up inside her
She's a, she's a graphic designer
Taking your shit higher
Running something by her
She's a, she's a graphic designer!

Graphic designer

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And she don't need Parsons
And she don't need Pratt
And she don't need your feedback to know where it's at
And she don't need no resume to get through my door
You better bring your A-game when you wage your war on designer!

Designer! Hey!
She's a nine to fiver
Got evil up inside her
She's a, she's a graphic designer
Airbrushing out your shiner
BA from Carolina
She's a, she's a graphic designer
She's a graphic designer

She's a graphic.... designer