[Verse 1]
You say that one and one make two
But how am I supposed to love you
When everything you say is untrue
And the rumor sticks to me like glue
There ain't no doubt about it

[Chorus]
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
It's horseshit
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
It's horseshit
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up

Come on!

[Verse 2]
Now you've tried to make a fool out of me
You know you’re barking up the wrong tree
But one day soon I’m going to be
At your door saying “Open Sesame”
Won’t have to shout it
[Chorus]
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
It's horseshit
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up
It's horseshit
The numbers don't add up
The numbers don't add up

[Outro]
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up (Horseshit)
The numbers don’t add up (Horseshit)
The numbers don’t add up (Horseshit)

Baby reach into the fun bags (Horseshit, horseshit)
I'll take you from riches to rags (Horseshit, horseshit)
It's what I do
Baby reach into your fun bags tonight (Horseshit, horseshit)
I'll take you from riches to rags
Now tell me true, come on
You're my lady
You know I like it
I got to, I got to, I got to
Come on!

I got to
You know I like it

It's horseshit
Horseshit
Horseshit
Horseshit
Yes!