When the ground shakes and the rattlesnakes
Go 'round looking for a fine destination
I'm gonna be the one you saw
When the velvet drapes and the sour grapes come together for a wine altercation
That's when you're gonna hear me guffaw
And I'm gonna make you beg for it
Ow! Ow!

Better to believe in something than in nothing at all
You gonna believe in something when you chained to my wall
And I will learn you a lesson now
Two-by-two, yeah
You might find me in a cage in a human zoo
I might learn you a lesson, lover, two-by-two
Invite me to your house, I'll demonstrate to your woman
I mean business when it comes to fucking

I'm the devil
I'm the devil
I'm the devil
I'm the devil
Hey!

I consulted with your boogeyman and he told me how to get to you
I consulted with your boogeyman and he told me how to get to you
I feed off the fear of folks like you who hate what this world is coming to
And I put death in a bottle and called it Mountain Dew
Dew de-dew-dew
Dew de-dew-dew
Dew de-dew-dew
[Outro: spoken]
And now, a thirty second rebuttal from the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ:
"I was just, y'know, I was just hoping that, like, everybody could, just, get along, and shit"
No!
"I was just, y'know, hoping that everybody could get along, and shit"