[Verse 1]
When you burn another deuce, it's no use, it’s no use
Why don't you cut another scene to the floor?
Don't need no excuse, man, to call another truce
What makes you think I wanna watch you anymore?

[Pre-Chorus 1]
You’ve got a lot of gall
That electric ball
Is weird and so is the lady
I wish this wasn't all
I'm afraid I gotta call
This thing a travesty

[Chorus]
Worst movie ever
Worst movie ever
Worst movie ever

[Verse 2]
When you're licking on the screen
What does it mean, what does it mean
If you don't buy another ticket to the show?
Keep the clean sheets clean
As we all start turning green
I see that everybody here has got to go
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Nothing's what it seems
All the Hollywood dreams
They seem quite staged to me
Budget laser beams
Hardly anybody screams
How did this ever come to be?

[Chorus]
Worst movie ever
Worst movie ever
Worst movie ever

[Post-Chorus]
This won't win any awards
This shit was made for TV
Cut loose your Hasidic landlord
And move some mountains with me

[Spoken]
Oh man
I don't mean to sound like I’m complaining or anything
But this thing we just watched is a crime against humanity
I’ll watch a movie for a little bit of escapism, release, you know
I'm not looking to have my entire worldview challenged
I don’t like feeling like I've got to go on a killing spree
Just because I watched a movie
[Pre-Chorus 3]
I don't know what you gain when mediocrity reigns
And stings you like a bee
I feel too much pain
I'll never be the same again
Can’t you see what it's doing to me?

[Chorus]
Worst movie ever
Worst movie ever
Worst movie ever