[Verse 1]
Sharpen up your number two pencils 'cause the test is beginning
You're entering a game of losers and there is no winning
'Cause people get nervous, people freak out, people lose control
And if you don't like it you can blow it out your blowhole

[Pre-Chorus]
And the girls are losing their minds
And the boys ain't far behind
And the girls are losing their minds
And I'm here

[Chorus]
Checking the appropriate box for boy or girl
Wondering when it will ever stop and who invented this world

[Verse 2]
Now you see the unavoidable is hard to avoid
Wake up in your own drool to find out that your future is destroyed

[Pre-Chorus]
And the girls are losing their minds
And the boys ain't far behind
And the girls are losing their minds
And everybody's losing their mind!
[Chorus]
Checking the appropriate box for boy or girl
Wondering when it will ever stop and who invented this world

[Verse 3]
Stare into the mummy's eye, the future's just around the corner
Hi, welcome to Big Burger, can I take your order?

[Chorus]
Checking the appropriate box for boy or girl
Wondering when it will ever stop and who invented this world

[Outro]
Hi, welcome to Big Burger, can I take your order?
Hi, welcome to Big Burger, can I take your order?
Hi, welcome to Big Burger, can I take your order?
Hi, welcome to Big Burger, can I take your order?