Electric Six
Heavy Woman
Every day she gets by
It's just another day closer to the day she die
The day is passing her by
And the night is just a sequence of her heavy cries

Heavy woman
[Ah!]
Heavy woman
When she turns around
Tremors where she stood on the ground
And I promise you you never heard a sound like the sound
Of heavy woman's thighs

She don't see no reason why
That a man can't get a-on with her heavy life
Don't she know she don't fly?
She just keeps on shooting butter from her butter knife

Heavy woman
[Ah!]
Heavy woman
When she sat on the mummies
On the floor it snapped
And I promise you you never want to find yourself trapped
In heavy woman thighs
Ooh!

Heaviness never lies
And heavy dreams lay beneath her heavy eyes
Yeah she was once a little girl
But somewhere down the line she fell into a heavy world
Yeah

Heavy woman
[Ah!]
Heavy woman
When she leans down
You can feel it in a neighboring town
Then the scientists might think that it will affect the tides
When heavy woman dies