Chris King
JESTER (Feat. Chris King x Chuuwee)
No you're not a dog, you're a pet, bruh
Need a hunnid-thou, nothin' lesser
I was puttin' in that work while you was playin' dress-up
Fess up, I been gettin' chester, you is just a jester
N***a, you a clown, I can see it in your gesture
Knew a crack fiend, so I made that boy my tester
What you think we doin' all semester
Besides waitin' for the greatest to mess up, Im messed up

In my head, cause I took a dose of that red cup
If you wanna ball with me, boy, you better check up
Do this every year like the goddamn inspector
No I'm not a bird, but she on my woodpecker

Ride it with no hands like a motherfuckin' Tesla
Bitch, I am the man playin' chess, this ain't checkers
You know I'm goin' ham in this bitch like I'm Porky

N***as in that water, but they lost just like Dory
Bitch im in that water killin' shit, I feel like Jason Voorhees
Talkin' rah-rah, boy, you can hit the door, please
N***a need a ranch the way you talkin' all that horse shit
Bitch, I'm fuckin' up so many checks, this a paper orgy

See this yellow chick on my brick, dawg, gone sing on it like Dorothy
I got ten men in my clique, dawg, with no hearts, they gory
You a bird and I scare crows, your bitch can't ignore me
I ain't lyin', she adore me
Cause Rodo big dog like Todo
No, you not a dog, you a pet, bruh
Need a hunnid-thou, nothing lesser
I was puttin' in that work while you was playin' dress-up
Fess up, I been gettin' chester, you is just a jester
N***a, you a clown, I can see it in your gesture
Knew a crack fiend, so I made that boy my tester
What you think we doin' all semester
Besides waitin' for the greatest to mess up

I got now from the next up
You think I'm the greatest of all time? It's not a secret, n***a, fess up
Hit you with another one, DJ Khaled
N***a, bless up
Oh, you bearin' arms, well, I'm pumpin' iron, get your reps up
Easy as A, B, C, D, E, and you might get effed up

I barely break weed up in the cigar, I used to stretch blunts
Lean, got him sinkin' like quicksand, but don't get left stuck
Twisted like a loose leaf, 14, I'm smokin' red rum
Duct-taped the mouth of the opp, he ain't said nothin

Pop another Percocet, that shit gave me a head rush
So much snow inside the traffic, could make the sled rush
Don't be talkin' hot on the phone, it's gon' make the feds come
Cop find a shell, they gon' figure out where the lead from
Starvin' in the hood, I was hungry and we was fed none
Starvin' in the jungle, I promise you, I'm a headhunt
Starvin' with a ski mask and a strap, I guess im fed up
Honestly, I'm lookin' for squabbles, I wanna head up

I cannot meet defeat, I can't relax and kick my legs up
I levitate off my feet you, think that I got a jetpack
You know that major comeback come after the minor setback
You know I ain't lookin' for revenge, but I get my lick back
You know I pull up in where you find it and where'd you get that
If you ain't talkin' money, my n***a, I ain't with the chit-chat

No you're not a dog, you a pet bruh
Need a hunnid-thou, nothing lesser
I was puttin' in that work while you was playin' dress-up
Fess up, I been gettin' chester, you is just a jester
N***a, you a clown, I can see it in your gesture
Knew a crack fiend, so I made that boy my tester
What you think we doin' all semester
Besides waitin' for the greatest to mess up, Im messed up

I know you're not a dog, you a gerbil
I been high as fuck, came out of my shell like a turtle
My talisman is gold and my weed always purple
I'm geeked like I'm Urkel, a square bitch, Myrtle, she would burp you
You not on the field, you be in the house by curfew
N***as don't fuck with me, thought it would be worse news
Have the money right or my associates may hurt you
Boy don't even try, we will slide like church shoes

Virgo or maiden, been workin' on my virtue
Underneath the moon, cuttin' chords, I been purgin
Half pound of shrooms at the crib, I been servin
Bad vibes with me, but I keep it off my persons

Seen a n***a plottin' in my dream, I'm observin
Keep a full clip on me, n***a, what's your purpose
Lucidity, I'm TLC, creepin' to the surface
Bit me by the tongue, I think I can speak to serpants

Cut the phone off, you are not allowed to text us
I need to recharge, road trippin' like a Tesla
You can ring my bell, and the alarms if you press us
Not by the hair on my head, got my dreads done
Tryin' to keep composure, been thinkin' about red rum
Tell him cut the cheese, send the priest fucking breadcrumbs
N***a, you a clown, I can feel it by your gestures
I don't fuck with sideshow bobs, you a jester

No you're not a dog, you're a pet, bruh
Need a hunnid-thou, nothin' lesser
I was puttin' in that work while you was playin' dress-up
Fess up, I been gettin' chester, you is just a jester
N***a, you a clown, I can see it in your gesture
Knew a crack fiend, so I made that boy my tester
What you think we doin' all semester
Besides waitin' for the greatest to mess up, Im messed up

No you're not a dog, you're a pet, bruh
Need a hunnid-thou, nothin' lesser
I was puttin' in that work while you was playin' dress-up
Fess up, I been gettin' chester, you is just a jester