[Verse 1]
You are one of them
Everything but femme
I won't be fooled again
You've got the same kinda specs as the sex of men

[Pre-Chorus]
I believe in Simone de Beauvoir
I believe that life's a film noir
I know the role that you play so save your clichés
I wasn't born yesterday so don't try to say

[Chorus]
"I'm not typical, and Simone... you are just cynical
I am better than you think; let me buy you a drink
Cha-mon! I'm not so typical at all"
All men are pigs
All men are pigs
I've seen their tricks
All men are pigs

[Verse 2]
My logic will prevail
So shut up, nightingale
This is no fairytale: every single male
That I've met 'til this day had a curly tail
[Pre-Chorus]
I believe it's a poo-poo world
Men deceive - that means you too, girl
So zip it up Romeos, listen Juliets
It's a form of foreplay when you hear them say

[Chorus]
"I'm not typical, and Simone... you are just cynical
I am better than you think; let me buy you a drink
Cha-mon! I'm not so typical at all"
All men are pigs
All men are pigs
All men are pigs, I've seen their tricks
They know the licks, that get the chicks
All men are pigs
All men but me

[Bridge]
"I'm the swan that crashed on your lawn
And I'm the boy that will heal you, fix you up"

[Chorus]
"Because I'm not typical, and Simone... you are just cynical
I am better than you think; let me buy you a drink
Cha-mon!, I'm not so typical at all"
All men are pigs
All men are pigs
All men are pigs, I've seen their tricks
They know the licks, that get the chicks
All men are pigs
"I am better than you think; let me buy you a drink
Cha-mon! I'm not so typical at all"
All men are pigs
All men but me