NemRaps
Mitosis vs Agario Rap Battle
[Intro: JT Machinima]
Ladies and germs
Pull out your microscopes
You're gonna wanna look closely on this one

[Verse 1: JT Machinima as Mitos.is]
I've been working up the food chain, haven't got a problem
Sorry Agar.io, I just put you at the bottom
The rhymes I spit are like viruses
When Mitos.is arrives, it's time to split
This is my petri dish, I'm the apex predator
You'll never get on my level, measure my diameter
Your reign ends now, let me get my fill
If you wanna swallow me, you gotta swallow my guild

[Verse 2: NemRaps as Agar.io]
You're just merely a mold, barely considered a fungus
I'm a barbarian with the area I encompass
I'm massive, keep growing till the bowl spills out
I'm not scared of your team, I'll take your whole guild out
Carbon copy phony, Mitos.is is bogus
When I see you, I'm splitting you in half, call me Moses
Compared to me you're overblown, you dare to eat these chromosomes?
I'm Papa Parasite! Title will never be overthrown

[Hook: JT Machinima]
You call it evolution
We call it warfare
Let's start a revolution
You're in the crosshairs
You call it evolution
This is our day job
We started from the bottom
But we're on our way up
[Verse 3: JT Machinima as Mitos.is]
As far as single-celled organisms go
Clearly I'm the one who got the best chromosomes
Check out my cell membrane, customized
It's like a microscopic edition of Pimp My Ride
I'm a hazardous material, don't come near, I'm toxic
Whenever I drop a bomb it'll be atomic
I walk on the scene with the breadth of a whale
Because I'm a big deal on the molecular scale

[Verse 4: NemRaps as Agar.io]
You're smaller than a quark, tiny as an isotope
I can bulk out and bubble up through the microscope
Battle is absurd, you get smashed to plasma
Despite what you've heard, dude, size does matter
You need mini-games, I'm the best at one thing
Looks like somebody's over-compensating for something
Jealous of pellets I've collected, accept it
Now go and ask your buddies if your scars look infected

[Hook: JT Machinima]
You call it evolution
We call it warfare
Let's start a revolution
You're in the crosshairs
You call it evolution
This is our day job
We started from the bottom
But we're on our way up