[Intro: Redneck From Hell, Blothar & Pustulus]
Gimme there, come, boy
Hell's that?
Hey, are you guys done a-plinkin' and a-plonkin'?
I'm over at the country western livestream and you're puttin' me off my pool, man
Can you play some real music like some "Free Bird" or some shit like that?
"Free Bird"?
Yeah
Oh, you mean like
[Pustulus plays the opening lick to "Sweet Home Alabama]
"Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars"? (Turn it up!)
Yeah, yeah, that's it, you good, you a good one, man, I like you, boy
Anyways, fuck you, what do you got for me, man? What do you got?
Fuck you
I think that we should play a song called "Black and Huge"
And tear you to fucking shreds
You fucking redneck piece of shit!

Go!
Yooo!

[Verse 1]
You know I'm totally flaccid
I'm just a limp mega-prick
You know I'm looking for
A stupid white chick
[Chorus]
Because I'm
Black and
Huge
Black and
Huge
Black and
Huge
Black and huge, black and huge
All the women hate me in the porno booth
Whoa whoa whoa whoa

Who-tata-who-tata-who-ta

[Verse 2]
Now I see you
You're there on the ground
Now I know, yeah
You're raising a mound
I'm going to, got to
Make you erupt
If I could just get out of this cup, hey

[Chorus]
Because I'm
Black and
Huge
Black and
Huge
Black and
Huge
Black and huge, black and huge
All the women hate me in the porno booth
(The porno booth, the porno booth)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
[Solo]

[Outro]
Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck
Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck
Suck
(Suck)
Yooo-ohhh
Yo-whoa-oh-ohhh

[Spoken]
Well, I'm glad to get rid of that frickin' Redneck From Hell, jeez