GWAR
B-Day Boy
[Intro]
Jesus Christ..
Pain

[Verse 1]
Last time I saw you, I was holdin' your hand
And I couldn't wait for you to leave
I knew right then that it was over and done
And I couldn't believe that I was free

[Chorus]
Help me now, I'm going down
And I don't know if I'll be okay
I'll be around, I'll be in town
If you need a place to stay

[Verse 2]
When the wind blows and there's a chill in the air
I hope that someone is taking care of you
I'm all right, yeah I'm really okay
Just so you know, I'm always there for you

[Chorus]
Help me now, I'm going down
And I don't know if I'll be okay
I'll be around, I'll be in town
If you need a place to stay
[Bridge, samples]
"Let me tell you 'bout the fucking bitch, Deaner"
"Why do you know she's a fucking bitch?"

[Chorus]
Help me now, I'm going down
And I don't know if I'll be okay
I'll be around, I'll be in town
If you need a place to stay

[Outro, phone call]
"Yes, is Snoopy there?"
"Can you hold on please?"
"Hello?"
"Is Snoopy there? That's all I wanna know, is Snoopy there?"
"I been waiting a long time for my [???] that you was supposed [???]"
[???]
"You put me on hold"

"Um, yes, is Snoopy there? Um, I ordered a Greek lover large just a little while ago. Well it was longer than a little while ago and-"
"Sir, sir, the delivery driver is at your building and there's no answer. He keeps buzzing up and there's no answer"
"I will send someone down for him right now"
"Okay, thank you"
Thanks, bye