(Sample: Yeeeehaw!)

[Verse 1]
Billy was an orphan, Tommy was a whore
Poe got drunk in Baltimore
Getting drunk and shooting guns was all they ever had
Could it be that that's what made our boy so bad?

[Chorus]
(Bad...) Bad bad men and they're coming to town
(Bad men...) They shot a man for snoring too loud
(Bad...) Billy The Kid, Jesse James, say
(Bad men...) The jail is wide open and the town's in flames, hey

[Verse 2]
Sneaking in the back door, hiding in the night
Caper with cadavers in the dank moonlight
They started robbing banks, cattle mutilation
Now his offspring terrorize the nation
Billy got drunk, Bull got even
Bull went belly-up and joined up with the G-men
Piece of meat on the street, torn apart in the town
Inflatable hands of a sinister clown, yeah

[Chorus]
(Bad...) Bad bad men and they're coming to town
(Bad men...) They shot a man for snoring too damn loud
(Bad...) Robert De Niro, when he's a hero
(Bad men...) Bring on the antihero, my zero hero
[Bridge]
Hearts full of anger, hearts full of fear
Billy looked up from the bed and said "I'm walking outta here"
It's a new religion, carnival of crime
Doomed to repetition, with it we mark time

I feel jacked up, drinking my 4-O
Blew your face onto the bumper, then I just said "Yo"
It's a new religion, carnival of sleaze
Drag you up that dusty road and leave you creaking in the breeze
Say bad...