The joy of having a baby
Is a wonderful thing to feel
And the joy of getting married
Makes you really glad

The joy of correct posture
Will certainly improve your life
The joy of buying a new house
Is good for you and your wife

The joy of traveling the world
Is awesome to behold
And there is a joy to buying cheap goods for profit [?]
And saving lots of money

The joy of having diseases cured
Makes you feel really great
The joy of taking hard drugs
Will raptly give way to misery