[CHILD STAR]
Is there a photo of me on your wall
In short short-shorts or zipped down jeans?
Do you look up at night and wish you were me, under the spotlight?
Are you visceral viscous?
Do you want to make love to my sweet visage?
And then pretend it's you, it's you, it was always you

[FAN]
I wrote you a letter to become a member of your fanclub
But all I got in the mail was return to sender

STAR: I'm still a big big star
FAN: No, you're not
STAR: Yes, I am
FAN: No, you're not
STAR: Yes, I am
FAN: No, you're not
STAR: You liked my latest film
FAN: No, I didn't
STAR: Yes, you did
FAN: No, I didn't
STAR: Yes, you did
FAN: No, I didn't

FAN: I'm not a fan of yours anymore
STAR: Yes, you are
FAN: No, I'm not
STAR: Yes, you are
FAN: No, I'm not
STAR: Yes, you are
FAN: But you broke my fragile heart
STAR: No, I didn't
FAN: Yes, you did
STAR: No, I didn't
FAN: Yes, you did
STAR: No, I didn't
FAN: I hate you
STAR: I hate you too
FAN: I hate you
STAR: I hate you too

[Outro] (x9)
FAN: I hate you
STAR: I hate you