[Verse 1]
If I was a pirate sailing the seas
Would you come and pillage the village with me?
We'll bury the treasure and go down together
If I was a pirate

[Verse 2]
If I was an outlaw robbing a bank
Would you be my Bonnie? Help me get away?
Would you pull the trigger and blow 'em away?
If I was an outlaw

[Chorus]
How bad would I have to be?
How bad?

[Verse 3]
If I was a vampire roaming the night
Would you be my prey? Put your neck on the line?
Live in the shadows and die in the light?
If I was a vampire

[Verse 4]
If I was a wanted man on the run
Would you take the fall if we were under the gun?
And drop down beside me in the nooses they've hung?
If I was a wanted man on the run
[Chorus]
How bad would I have to be?
How bad?

[Bridge]
If I was the worst man in the world
Would you still be my girl?
The scariest monster you've ever seen
Would you still love me?

[Verse 5]
If I was a killer with blood on my hands
Would you be my alibi and lie on the stand?
Swear on your life that I'm an innocent man?
If I was a killer

[Chorus]
How bad would I have to be?
How bad?

[Outro]
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