I went to Oil City, for Hershey and oil
While all my world traveling and roaming around
I spied a fair maiden, so lovely... Gently I her I did say
She pulled up her garments, so scared it would soil
I out with old Phoenix went boring for oil
I hadn't been boring, six inches or more
The oil from my auger, so freely did pour
She wiggled her ass, and looked up and smiled
Said: "Bear down on your auger, or I know you struck oil"
Things went on and on, for a week or ten days
My auger machinery got to fire in some ways