[Intro]
When I was just a lad, you know
I met a gal from ole' Bordeaux
She had blonde hair, and blue eyes too
She let me ride on the ring dang doo

[Chorus]
The ring dang doo, now what is that?
It's soft and round, like a pussycat
Got a hole in the middle, and it's split in two
And that's what ya call the ring dang doo

[Verse 1]
She took me down into her cellar
Said that I was a mighty fine feller
Fed me wine and whiskey too
Let me ride on the ring dang doo

[Chorus]
The ring dang doo, now what is that?
It's soft and round, like a pussycat
Got a hole in the middle, and it's split in two
And that's what ya call the ring dang doo

[Verse 2]
Her father come in, and angrily said
"Now you have lost your maiden head!
Pack your bags, and coat tags too
Make your living off a ring dang doo"
[Chorus]
The ring dang doo, now what is that?
It's soft and round, like a pussycat
Got a hole in the middle, and it's split in two
And that's what ya call the ring dang doo

[Verse 3]
She went off to be a whore
Hung this sign upon her door
"A dollar for each, and three for two
To take a crack at my ring dang doo"

[Chorus]
The ring dang doo, now what is that?
It's soft and round, like a pussycat
Got a hole in the middle, and it's split in two
And that's what ya call the ring dang doo

[Outro]
Ah, yes