George R. R. Martin
A Chorus of Wieners
[Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener (continues in background)]

One wiener, next to another wiener

[Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener (continues in background)]

Two wieners alongside yet another wiener

[Party, wiener party, wiener party, party party, wiener party, wiener wiener (continues in background)]

Soft wieners, nice and soft, non-erect wieners!

[Keep them flopping, flopping wieners, floppy floppy, dangle
wieners, dangle dangle (continues in background)]

Five wieners in my face