[Round 1: Mike P]
2020...vision
Iâm startinâ witâ a mirror match of blinded greatness
Two examples of unmatched talent...that have climbedâ
throughâ
stages
But thereâs aâ
difference between usâŠ
You rap witâ aâ
pace too fast for people to really catch on, so they make snap decisions on reacting to you or not
And theyâre basically tricked into thinking you...rhyme amazing
And survivinâ this? I donât see your way out...though this is an A-B conversation
Your pace and style? Well, that ainât shit I gotta write to, Myers
Iâll let a bomb greet you
You let the Don beat you, he was right to, Myers
I mean, ya almost won, and you let Hollow wean (Halloween) into it
Now this bitch trippinâ in front of Michael, Myers!
Psycho rage!
The butterfly, he get tossed, slice away
Your cheek get lost, weaken boss
Deacon Frost: fight the Blade!
We all seen the past
Mid-Tier Myers - wanted clash with titans, and they all beat him bad
If Danny wanna get crazy, what I palm heat his ass
Arm out, watch the Wave sing: âCall me for Ave!â
Yo, Smack!
This what you call Pulice (police) for on the dispatch?
Pocket rocket, mint condition: Iâm shootinâ Tic-Tacs!
Pop shit! Youâll be the only one here gettinâ bitch-smacked
Even my shorty have you discoverinâ stars
(*smack*) My galâll lay yoâ (Galileo) shit flat!
BANG! âTil Danny brain vacant
Then Iâm blade-slanginâ
Open chest, expose the neck like Ace shavinâ!
I say he trippinâ, Iâll go white-boy crazy witâ it
Danny get jumped
Am-bush on a pussy like â80s women
.380 liftinâ, smooth sound like a Mercedes engine
I mean, that shit has some âBOPâ in it
And before the beat even starts, the baby (DaBaby) spittinâ!
Danny contradictinâ in his flows of attack
You told Hollow, âThis shit battle rap, not battle performanceâ, but letâs go over your acts
Yelling over your own bars is a performance, and you know itâs a fact
Stop tellinâ us to let the raps speak for you, and you always speakinâ over your raps
I ainât goinâ punch-for-punch
Iâm here to expose all of him
Slaughter him, embarrass any nobody supportinâ him
The âBar Godâ...most people are either atheists, or struck a chord witâ him
How are you a God, but canât tap into a bigger audience?
Dawg, they tryna tell me I ainât main stage? Them peasants lyinâ
Mike P is electrifyinâ, and some expensive rhyminâ
Pussies always claim you fake, but too broke to even buy the tool to test the diamonds
Vets is dyinâ!
If he think he lit, Iâll lift the Glock and dip
Thatâs two shots for Danny Boy
He drink a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
Iâll flame Myers!
Bounty on him, he tried to run, but dude just couldnât
I had paper around his head like Fabolous bandanna in âSuperwomanâ
Sucka, say what!? Iâll fuck ya day up!
West Coast, I beat B. Dot and was fuckinâ Dayâ up!
Ruined his chances of throwinâ hands, I had the fuckinâ thang tucked
Trick Daddy: soon as his mug shot (mugshot), Iâll fuck the fade up!
So, Danny...keep cominâ with that lost mentality
Your ignorance is leadinâ to your loss in salary
You here to act like you still a boss and battle me
Iâm here to put some life into your false reality
Letâs fuckinâ go
[Round 1: Danny Myers]
I gotta kill this cat!
Mothafuckinâ real is back!
We ambush, strip the pussy clean: itâs a Brazilian wax!
URL, what up!?
They finally gave me this fuck up
The minute they gave Michael Myers, I knew I was finna cut up!
Bitch, run up
I get close to dude, and let this blade do what it's supposed to do
Then start digginâ in every part of his life...I'm Joe from You!
This was overdue
You got socked while you was rappinâ, you coulda lost teeth
But Mobb Deep showed me P always did rhyme...OFF BEAT!
You shouldn't have crossed me
I lift a pound, arm shot, spin him 'round
Leg shot, lower Mike (mic): I like recordinâ while I'm sitting down!
I'm from a different town, Los Angeles, you can't ignore the shit
Why y'all give the police (Pulice) my plate, knowing I didn't warrant this?
You had a choice to go to King Of The Dot and be one of the biggest rappers sought
Or prove yourself with the Black guys and be a URL afterthought!
You weighed ya options, then you closed the matter
The fact you gettinâ shot down right here tells us you chose the latter (ladder)
I'm too cold for rappers, you gonâ need the right protection
He was destined for a wheelchair ever since Mike conception (Concepcion)
My last SMACK, they gave me a Tuna sandwich - they must like me
To wash it down, they gave me a Long Island after I iced T (tea)!
You wanna fight me? I go a round with Mike, catch him while he around a mic
My n***as beat him with studio equipment, then we give him sound advice!
We clown ya type, my mental is blocked with lunacy
I'll toss ya stepkids from the second floor once I get a window of opportunity
Then I creep in ya room, tip-toeinâ with the little hawk
Yak Girl sleep, I just told you that my mental off
Grab the goose down, start suffocatinâ her while thinkinâ gentle thoughts
She said something while she dyinâ, but I ainât with the PILLOW TALK!
Mike wake up, he socked me, but it was brittle soft
I gripped the Hawk and gave em a string of caps like dental floss!
My n***as stomped you, I couldn't get em off, they got busy on you
I told my n***as âMike done. Leave - he (Dunleavy) gone die, it got grisly (Grizzlies) on you!
What happened when you battled Dennis? That was a lotta foul play
See, nothinâ comes out when they move they lips, and muthafuckas act like we âForgot About Dreâ!
He gotta clout-chase
Main stage - no, P
This year, SMACK can't have NOME, with no ME!
Y'all know me, I just work hard, and drop bars that this wigger can't
Y'all will never see my character through a Twitter rant!
I'm from where, If you don't pay back when you borrow loot
They put you in a tux, and ya whole family follow suit!
We followed you...to Long Island with a few more silencers
But I need something the size of a Hockey stick for this New York Islander!
I injure...people like you for the fuck of it
He happy right now, this battle was on his bucket list
He did stand the test of time, Caucasian on URL
But White last longer with the SMACK when you cut the shit!
Beam on his bitch, it was supposed to be on you when the TEC down
I had the red light in the wrong spot like Chess round!
I am a VET, clown! And he on the ground with this shit
This wack MC got another two...
Yikes!
[Round 2: Mike P]
You ready?
[Danny Myers]
Letâs go
[Mike P]
ParallelâŠ
Preppinâ for Danny, his whole catalogue was under review
And the more I watched you versâ Hollow Da Don...the more I realized I got nothinâ to prove
You wanna hold other people responsible for your actions?
Well, karma comes to a few
Anything youâve ever taxed returns...and I just got my W-2s
Itâs time to cash out
You said your queen fightinâ addiction? I fought it, too
I pray we all get straight
And the fact you battlinâ me right after Hollow Da Don? Weâll just call it fate
When shit got heavy, I needed people I loved around me to support the weight
But you always leave the house to rap
I think your battles and her battles correlate
You battled 20 times last year
I know how the effects of writinâ could stress your life in
20 times in 12 months donât offer much attention to lend your wife in
I wonder how she feels
Them weekends you gone and she start missinâ you
But Dannyâs chasinâ a dream, right?
I think you got an addiction, too
This is crazy
Iâmma paint this all perfect just in case the crowd forgets it
Count yoâ blessings
I studied every move you make and I found the message
Your wife needed you to pick her up
You coulda helped yoâ love out witâ leverage
But I think choosinâ between your battle life or your real life comes down to preference
But youâre into one (in 2-1) either way - Iâm just statinâ facts outside the numbers
Your slogan has become your life, and in the process, yoâ eyes been covered
You not stayinâ by the woman you love? Well, that donât surprise me, brother
You on stage screaminâ âParallelâ on the same nights you and your wife should be beside each other!
IâM recovered!
So miss witâ all that shit you speakinâ âbout
When you donât hear her cries for help, releasinâ them demons out
You must believe in a Parallel Universe, âcause this shit even out
You on stage, screaminâ after every line, while she takinâ lines and screaminâ out!
You a deadbeat to yoâ set queen!
Is she on heroin witâ the hard nod!?
Or does she reach a higher level witâ pills?
IS SHE A BAR GOD!?
MAN UP! MAN! UP!
MAN UP!
Beinâ responsible got no loopholes!
She out here shiverinâ from withdrawals, while you out here saying you too cold!
I said, an East Coast King!
Iâm here to check you, BITCH!
In yoâ mothafuckinâ face, I disrespect you, BITCH!
You only livinâ âcause a man like me let you, BITCH!
You gave Rex 12K, when you shouldâve 12-stepped yoâ BITCH!
But you DIDNâT!
How the fuck you cry about her fightinâ a drug habit
Wipe yoâ tears, turn around, and tell Hollow that he a drug addict!?
I will NEVER blame her for the fallinâ out witâ the shit
True assessment, Danny, I think you as clown as it gets
âCause when battle rap left your queen on the ground with this shit
You was in the other fuckinâ room writinâ rounds for the shit!
If youâve NEVER looked yourself in the mirror, Danny, begin, son
âTil your life, âtil your image, âtil your slogans become a thin one
I was here to talk to your soul, Danny, and then some
You donât believe in a Parallel Universe, Danny - youâre IN ONE!
TIME! Time!
[Round 2: Danny Myers]
Aye, first of all, you bitch-ass n***a...I wish my queen was here
Just like your criminal record, she been clean for years
(Real fact, n***a - fuck you talkinâ âbout, boy?)
AYE! Aye!
Case yâall ainât heard...the other day a white boy said "N***a!"
Dude a weirdo
You tweeted out "Fuck white people"-
[Mike P]
Facts
[Danny Myers]
-then text him "You'se a hero!â
I wasn't gone take the "white angle" during preparation
But y'all stole this land from the Natives, and wonder why I have my reservations
I told my brothers we gotta move past slavery, can't blame that for your life, homie
But please...keep you a pistol that says "Whites Only"!
Knife on me, let me show how Black people really act
Neck slice, land P on his skull like a Philly hat!
Milliâ clap, we at ya house, finna air shit
We hanginâ with sticks right outside his camp like the Blair Witch!
You think I'm scared, BITCH!?
I got a left hook that'll make your knees buckle
You think 'cause I'm 40 this old game can't fuck with P knuckles (pinochle)!?
Speaking of boxing, if I couldn't fight, I'm shootin' with heavy 'matics
I been learned how to put a pistol on Mike from Teddy Atlas!
I got a custom auto (Cus Dâamato)
Catch him slippin' and let his soul lift
Watch how quick I change his temperature like "Pole Shift"!
I was preppinâ for you, drinkinâ Vodka, writinâ cold shit
All I could think about was P and (pee in) this bottle like a road trip!
Bro spit!
I can't front, dude nice with words
But the only white guy with substance I fuck with is Heisenberg!
The lines are blurred
Who really the nicest? That's what I'm stressed about
We created Hip Hop and gave y'all the guest account!
This what the West about - wild life, n***as starving like the poorest nation
I seen men cut over trees, that's why the four is stationed (deforestation)
They think I'm corny, 'cause I don't sag my pants like the rest of these n***as!?
My pops taught me in prison that just sent a message to n***as!
I'm a G, P! And I'll sleep yo' ass on GP
In the West, n***as still (steal) next to the 40 like GP!
They booked this so I could humble you! I said we gotta chat soon
"Main Stage Mike", huh?...Bitch, this look like the App room!
I told n***as...wasn't no Pay Per View, or sold figures
It's on the App, Mike, Myers only for the Goldmembers
You a Mini-Me - Mike, stop it
This ain't the NBA, and you ain't "White Chocolate"
Put him in Pelican Bay and he holdin' n***asâ right pockets!
My stock is...higher than yours, I brought the pen for you
This the difference between "I'm mortal" and "Immortal"
Ya skin boil, I'll put ya insides in tin foil
White organs on the Black market, I can get ten for you
I was gonâ battle this dude and leave the race up out it
But he up here reachin'...witâ a angle - now I feel a way about it!
Ain't no way around it, yo' pencil can't do shit with me
If you think you punch like Magic, Mike, I'll strip you of your dignity!
I'm convinced you was the enemy - ain't you curious
How you beat Jones and we still don't take you serious!? (Serius)
Yellow Gang, Yellow Gang
Yellow Tape Gang - Iâll sleep yoâ clique
Iâm walkinâ âround witâ the baddest thing in the building like Cheeko bitch!
Iâll sleep yoâ shit...and he on the ground with this shit
This wack MC got a whole ânother round of this shit!
Yikes!
[Round 3: Mike P]
(*to Smack*) Get me outta these small rooms
Itâs gettinâ harder to write for âem, man
This just ainât what the fans askinâ
I feel like I got dumped, like...like, âIs it me?â
I thought what me and URL had is mutual, it was fantastic
I mean, Iâm always there for you...right?
I donât cheat, I get a call from Beasâ and...accept whatever the man matches
And as far as stoppinâ people on the rise, any time they look me in my eyes
I done settled more people bubblinâ than antacids
Immortalize him
Stomach shot - BANG! - he got the .4 beside him
BANG! 60 Minutes to live
I know Dan Rather have his core respondinâ (correspondent)!
BANG! Sawed-off airinâ the evil
Shotty short
He tried blockinâ bullets, but couldnât get Danny the veto (DeVito)!
One shot stop any convo of who rhyme mean
You just turned 40 - I just turned the .45 and gave you five feet!
BANG! Ya hat pointed up!
Flex! Iâll make somebody Night Live if Dan act âroided (Aykroyd) up!
I want bodies!
Italian God, make yâall zombies
100-round drum, but 5 were sent - thatâs 5 Percent: the GodBody
You? A reflection of failure with no upside round
You the small roomâs version of the Upside-Down
And fuck this battle
Iâm tired of havinâ these damn matches
Tiers are man-made now, from cats that hardly spit
And all yâall do is call to Answer about some damn practice
Knowinâ that the second that yâall put me on the court, Iâm âbout to spark some shit
But OK, I guess the mission is killinâ this damn faggot
Dead man walking, I loaded the rifle witâ zombie clips
Kill you, hit your funeral, fire into the man casket
Hit up the spot, then put the stick in 'The Box': Iâm Roddy Ricch!
I said, Excuse Me for Being Antisocial, but I canât not know you
You the 40-year-old dyinâ to get your stance high, so you
Sold your soul for a Rex battle instead of workinâ hard on the stage, then
That battle flopped, and you ainât been on that big of a stage since
Your reputation, caved in
URL is some made men, that handmade shit
Worked for battles that paid, not bought battles with money you saved in, a shoebox in your basement
You ainât Shoebox, DNA, Clips, Loaded, Hollow, Tay, Rex
You donât even share they age, bitch
And thatâs why youâre so fucking hard to relate with
And youâre so obsessed with punchlines, you donât ever ever change shit
So face it - Danny, if you fall tonight, thereâs no fall from greatness
You are the most mid-tier battler weâve ever been graced with!
You told Hollow, âI donât have half your popularity: I just pop you (u)â
If I was there that night after you spit that, Iâd just stop you
And this is where I'll stop you
Time
[Round 3: Danny Myers]
I seen a picture of you, Yak girl, y'all kids-
[Mike P]
Chill
[Danny Myers]
I ainât chillinâ shit, n***a
I seen a picture of you, Yak girl, y'all kids-
You just talked about my wife, too, n***a - fuck you talkinâ âbout?
I just seen a picture of-
YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Fuck he talkinâ âbout, n***a!?
Fuck him, n***a! Fuck him, n***a! Fuck him, cuh!
I seen a picture of you, Yak girl, y'all kids
It looked like God was talkinâ to y'all
It looked like one of those family portraits you see when you walk in the mall
But anytime you wife a slut, often you fall
You should've got Ghost, Dad
You know how many n***as walked through those walls?!
Maximum pressure, this year, I'm on my bully shit
I figured it out: âMike Pâ stands for Mike Pussy-Whipped!
She is cute, ass fat - what more can you ask for?
But that pussy got more miles than Smack's passport!
This is past war, I need y'all to promote the murder
Bitch, you heard you I'm fightinâ to get my kids back, and you look like they social worker!
The toast'll murk ya
Y'all think Mike P fire!?
I went this whole battle and didn't mention Street Fighter!
To beat Myers, you must be willing to fight the man
When the bell rings in the background, Ryu stands in front of M. Bison hands
Mike'll land...out his shoes...while you in âem
He'll walk barefoot to his next fight...ain't that Ryu's ending!?
I gave y'all Parallel Universes, now this person wanna battle me
Now let me turn SMACK into virtual realityâŠ
(*Jerry Wess stands behind Danny with an arcade-style controller and a soundboard*)
[Mike P]
You son of a bitch...you son of a bitch
[Danny Myers]
(Fight!)
Dude been...doin' all these Hadoukens!
You've been, fooled his...whole career's an illusion!
When he jumpin' with the punch, he's doin' a Shoryuken!
When I'm jumpin' with the punch, I'm doin' that Nu Jerooz shit!
I leave âem all dogged
These battle pussies...all frauds
When Mike's character was made in the image of Street Fighter, they changed his name to Balrog
This shoulda been called off, but I did need my cash today
White man stuck on Long Island - the body should've been Cast Away
This is pure will, son (Wilson)
I told y'all, Dan spits
I leave blood stains on white faces every time my hand prints!
This don't make no damn sense!
I beat Hollow, and this who y'all hand me!?
Tell Lux he can't avoid me, baby: ain't no Plan B!
I'm the man, P! And you on the ground with this shit
Thank the Lord he ainât got another round of this shit!
Yikes!