[Round 1: Bonnie Godiva]
You see all this shit right here? Youāre welcome
Consider this a early Christmas present
Cause itās a gift you even (w)rapping in my presence (presents)
You been caption every second, you got to @ me every mention, just been asking for attention
You worried if Iāma bail, B? Well this a jail fee, Iām ābout to tax you every sentence
Now that Iām getting paid here (hair), bitch, I weaved that battle
And I donāt need this battle to get you Smacked with an extension
I shouldāve docked her pay, but they told me be patient with MyVerse
Well I donāt got a ghostwriter, the fuck I look like waiting on my verse?
They say you diverse, well thatās no Biggie, You Ready to Die, Verse?
Cause my verse, even Eminem couldnāt Stan(d), thatās suicide, Verse
How my verseāll leave you exposed after it Boom
You would think I gave Tsu a side verse
Your shit is filler
Whatās in my hand Quentin Miller; donāt make me write, Verse
Wait, out of all the rappers you know, though, top five dead or alive
You picked J to kiss (Jadakiss)? Well thatās a Why, Verse
But thinking you out of this world?
Mama stop it, after I give Jo(h)nny Rockets, itās you and I, Verse (universe)
Slip up, cause when I put a thot in a box, it aināt a suggestion
Where does this forty go? Rhetorical, the answer request chins
I let a couple get at āem then even they rib buckle
One word and the pop gon ground you; this kid trouble
But if the money official, my ratchet wig on stage: Ms. Hustle
Six ring back to back for the green; Iām Bill Russell
I know yāall like, āLeave homes alone.ā Like I encountered Fit
To encounter a counterfeit, man, you n***as got me furious
You could bet the bank on it that every stockās in Bon(d)
So why would I take a D verse if I took the money serious?
Yāall know I only Kill for the Bills
So if you be a trickās kid, oh, I steal daughters
You wouldnāt have to punch your way out this box I kill smarter
A pie may show you Iām nothing but a snake; come dance with a real mamba
My pimp handās sharp; I will scar her
I cut bitches for talking out the side of their face: Billās father
I aināt gotta imagine this shit, bitch, you got to imagine a line
I be rushing to get out of bars
You be rushing to get your bars out
Yāall see how different we be battling time?
Your manās cap could fly in the crowd over half of a line
Donāt get your own (Charron) slapped
That wonāt have your character Shine
Just be the hippie Orlando bitch that you are
Donāt rap about shit that you not ābout
Cause if you donāt think Iāma bully you
Iām too big for a mid to school, play tough and get knocked out
When the nine approaching, itās get ate up or clocked out
Cause the tool spray like itās school grades or her boobs may:
A cup āll (couple) drop out
I already told you Iām on some other shit
I couldāve raised you, bitch
Groundbreaker to housekeeper the way I made you, bitch
If it wasnāt for me, youād still be battling free, so thank me, bitch
Nah, donāt even thank me, fuck you, pay me, bitch
[Round 1: Myverse]
What up bitch? You trash, but Iām glad to see you made it
Even though you almost a year late
I told Mister Wansel this battle wonāt Pop unless the deal straight
She rob and leech , trying to get her bills paid
So since you dine and dash, let your head get the steel plate
You aināt a shark in this; Iām trying to kill greats
And Iād rather drop science instead of Math in this chapter
But the mass have a factor, in this fact of matter
Youāre more known for giving that face than Jaz the Rapper
Iām Queen of the Ring: Holly or Ali
Someone tell Bonnie Iām brawly
Catch her all happy and jolly, blasted on mollies
Sneak her (sneaker) then check her like a pair of Huaraches
She rides shotty with her mommy beside her
Iāll cock, squeeze, make her knock knees and body the driver
Leave Bonnie Godivaās body to divers
Your situation looking Rocky through the Eye of the Tiger
Iām a big dog, rottweiler with a collie beside her
She a average joe: sloppy, slide her
Ask snobby, Iāll smack the saliva
Weave bobby pins out your tracks just to show how I style her
This battle was only a solid, cause this what the fans favor
It may be on your agenda, but you canāt date her
Cause if the wood fill her
You saw dust (sawdust), those walls crushed like sandpaper
You tatted a slanted dick between your banana tits, thatās just tacky, B
She steady juggling sacks with seeds and I aināt talking bags of weed
When she walks, yāall donāt hear galloping?
Kentucky Derby running laps, looping?
Just cause you wear horse hair wonāt make you a Black Beauty
Those synthetics have overran their courses
She yelled to Math, āIām ābout to pull my hair out.ā
He said, āHold your horses.ā
But even without a guyās help
With all that weave, youāll still always be Bonnie and Clydesdale
Wonāt let her roots grow
But in Bonās eye (bonzi) that treatment is the norm
I could strand my killings on your hair, but thatās beating a dead horse
Cause if it wasnāt for me, bitch
Youād still be battling for free on Smack
You have a stage today cause I let you speak when I asked
You thought your stomp would leave me starving?
Iām still eating, in fact
You keep giving us leftover bars, well thatās gon lead me to scrap
No poetry for a reason to snap
This work from my hand āll give you a permanent band since you want to twerk for the cam
My bloodline bred martyrs
Taught ownership, not to work for the man
So I became Panamaās legendary puncher: Roberto Duran
Your familyās Jamaican, right?
So that immigration line for Ms. Fit was a mis-fit
Check your angle then
Cause if we roger that, her American Dad left no name for him
Plus your tranny uncle is the gender-confused alien
Back in Jamaica, they call a fag āanti manā
So that batty boy became your auntie, man
In this game, if itās any console, weāll just name it āAunt-leā
Cause we know thatās a chick with a dick
Even if you āLook at the Flick of the Wrist.ā
But I got this new dance, itās called hitting this bitch
This is the stage that only matters, why face?
Titles, I snatch, fast as Pai Mei
You couldnāt try Florida if you had the Tri-State
Iām putting Godiva in a box; thatās Valentineās Day
[Round 2: Bonnie Godiva]
You said you could freestyle better than me, well guess what I got tonight
Cause you just said a Pai Mei bar; this is bad business
Cause all yāall do is trade marks that copy write
Back to freestyling, I see you brought a legend, he making crazy waves
Well if I aim the lead, both of yāall be dancing with Crazy Legs
I canāt help Iām sick though, my whole life I never had aides (AIDS) rapping
I donāt do shit the Eazy way
Iām from a state where you can die when you land
Get D.O.A.āed at your E.T.A
You ever see my n***as court side on the bench? Thatās courtside at the NBA
But see your n***as courtside on the bench they court siding with the D.E.A
So why should I believe the bullpen of verse or remember Verse
When she said she tried to bail me out
But didnāt mail me out a phone call, letter, or even a pen from Verse?
Bitch, I felt like Fifty in that cell all alone, like why raise her (razor)?
If when I was in the penā, a verse brought me sane
So now you getting chalked the same
Cause the walls where Iāma pen a verse
Lord forgive me; Iām ābout to re-pen (repent) a verse, letās go to church
Itās a holy ghost, cause Iāll be clapping and stomping soon as they quote a verse
My method is (Methodist) to get your fellow shipped and open, Verse
Let me work, cause by the third round, Clips versā Lux:
First the preaching, then youāll be piecing together a broken verse
I donāt rehearse, and yet Iām still acquiring half of they bank
Cause the first oneās to fall into sin be the first ones to judge
Like soon as they see a ladder they (Latter-day) saints
So letās get to confession, cause you be acting like Jo(h)nny Cash could get you Grammy songs
Or cause you in the Tribe Called Quest, you Queen Latifah when the cameras on
Well, men lie and women lie, but the truth is in the camera phone
Four years ago, you was fucking another battle rapper
In his t-shirt with no panties on?
You talking all this battle rap shit, but you was fucking Madd Illz?
Bitch, Madd Illz? Iām mad. Ew
But you remember them Grind Times. You mustāve had a ill disease, cause you gave Ill the V to battle Ill V
But no matter which ill you be, you aināt ill as me
You nothing but a Grind Time groupie thatās limelight choosie;
But why pick a old biter over a big dog? Bitch, this aināt the Twilight movie
She like, āSo? At least he took me on a tour of the South.ā
Bitch, please. You couldnāt even get a tour of his house
He room and board her, Total Slaughter;
I wonder if he touched her core (Corā) on that couch
But I figured youād let my trey pound now
Since you used to n***as dogging you out
It that why she donāt want to profess her (Professor) X?
She was just on his team, bitch why your Jeans gone?
I guess that make him Cyclops:
He seeing fire in a bird, but put another Mystique on
Cause the way she blew skin off n***as
She donāt even feel comfortable in complete form
Thatās why she had to switch up characters to see Storm
You got the whorest of ways, Rihanna falling on stage: this ho tripping
It seems you werenāt cut from my cloth; we so (sew) different
I got drive, Progressive, commercial;
You just ride for insurance, our flowās different
Talking about sheet rock, right?
You nothing but dry walls for fun, guys, the mold different
I mean, how the fuck did you even get here?
Norbes, you took her to the roof?
You aināt hesitate to jump off, did you?
Another rookie mistake
Thinking you gon hit main stage just cause he let one off in you
But since you do get around, itās only right I let one off in you
I told you, I couldāve raised you, bitch
Housebreaker to groundkeeper how I made you, bitch
If it wasnāt for me, youād still be battling free, so thank me, bitch
Nah, donāt thank me, fuck you, pay me, bitch
[Round 2: Myverse]
First off, Iām here today cause of blood, sweat, and tiers; I earned it
But I know about three rappers that fucked you and can confirm it
So your little premeditated bars, that shitās not working
How the fuck you freestyling so good
But in Milwaukee you kept pausing? You shouldāve been saying Jersey
But wait, ladies and gentleman
Sexual Chocolate. Sexual Chocolate
We need a axe now, really, to start chopping this fable
You said your last match on URL was on the spot
Freestyle, what you brought to the table, right?
You aināt atomic off the top. Thatās a diss missile (dismissal)
I seen the signal when you picked the bitch that looked just like Oāfficial
And your pre-style against QP was ass; you mooned everyone that caught view
No shade, but it mustāve burned the way that Son blocked you
As a true emcee, thatās a low blow
Shit was a knockoff. Say it aināt so, hoe (SoHo)
Yāall just getting those āether barsā from that other card she no-showed
You couldnāt even sway Sway
You cut off 40 like you was gon spit that flame
But was so out the pocket, they gave her change
Sway had to explain, āitās okay.ā
They stopped the track
āShe battle raps, this wasnāt your lane.ā
Babs got you on Shade 45 to spit it live, probably her biggest regret of all
Bonnie bombed that cypher so bad, yāall wouldāve thought Flex was on
Lying (lion), trying to run, but you gon live with this Scar
DJs wouldnāt slip your disc if you got hit with their car
Plus, you say you draw, but thatās all sketchy
Your definition of sexy is slutty, flat-out, itās not edgy
You may live in a stable, but your spotās shaky;
You not ready, offer me a stage, Iām making sure to Rocksteady
Iāll admit, you were on a come-up
At one point, you thought people were ducking you
Itās not cause you were good, bitch, just sounds like thereās a duck in you
Canāt even think for herself, just a thot trying to claim
Itās like, no skills, all facade for the fame
Yeah, it was Gladiator School, but we were not entertained
You a weakling in this region; I seen it from the bleachers
So I got in the game to teach āem how to beast it
You lack leadership and genius
Youāre the Cyborg of battle rap: a cheater with a penis
Remember when QP wrote for you? I know itās hard to say
But everything in the dark comes to light, ask Charlemagne
QP used to haggle her for that wholesale, cause when that hoe sale didnāt charge the same
She got the Math and had to bargain for bars to gain, what a shame
I mean, holy ghostwriters, but hey, thereās always Born again
Let me take you to church. Born getting washed for his sins
It was what the four told (foretold) to smite the gins
Cause I'm here speaking my verse but your lips reciting him (hymn)
Have you looking at her shake, like your last gimmick
Iām catching this body tight, but she need her ass lifted
Especially when them butt pads missing
I bet 40 aināt seen you write one rap lyric, bold face
You wear shit with no circulation, thinking itās gravy with all that flabby meat
Yāall bugging if you think Bon that petite (bon appetit)
Iām here for the scolding
You trying to rap about doing a rap, cause you got your tat in holding but got out real quick
Whatās the reason?
Felt lonely behind bars, I guess it was cuffing season
Iām saying a game of spades is the only time you ever had a bid
Itās like a jail riot they way they gas your pen
You gon say Iām Latina, need a Visa, but youāre the one scamming them
Oh yeah, and your wig fucked up
Thought Iād leave that hair relaxing? Ew
I bet the back of your neck is scabbing
Bitch need to switch your perm
She went from Math to multiple partners;
The prime number of STD sums, one thingās for sure:
Say goodbye to your dick
Buy that shit a urn, ccause Bon? Bon (bong) go smoke your budās pipe, watch her switch a (swisher) burn
My presence (presents) has them playing swear to god:
Guess thatās a gift and a curse
You trying to sell them on fake dirt like thatās a pitch thatāll work
But you couldnāt finish a sixteen, so how the fuck you gon finish a Verse?
[Round 3: Bonnie Godiva]
You keep talking about that shit in Milwaukee
But it was ten people in that room
So in other words, they all vic
Far as bars, check my rap sheet
Crime pays, and you know itās easy to con vics
So what, you want to talk about Born?
I told you, this battle Iām having a open verse
But keep talking about Born and my last battle
I might have flashbacks and start choking Verse
I aināt even want this to be you, though
Since I found out you like battle rappers, I was kinda hoping youād like me
And whoever told you white men canāt jump never met Mike P
I mean, I know you like to spit
I could give you the Mike (mic) free
But wait, maybe I should Do the Right Thing
So let me finish icing this Spanish bitch on cam like Spike Lee
She really think she the most def poet,cause she be taking Q tips
And spitting knowledge for the crowd reaction
Well say one thing to me about The Roots
And you wonāt even be conscious rapping
I get the melanin to push her melon in
When I black, history. You donāt got the memories
You just salty you aināt hot this season
Well call cajun (caucasian) if you aināt got the recipe
Cause your Net flicks (x) shows you need to stay in class
All that Breaking Bad, you just aināt got the chemistry
Fuck a knife or a weapon; my mind is inception
I break towers mentally
So while you new-slaving, Iām deuce-deuce waving
And I donāt want to hear shit about the Zulu Nation
Or bitch, see, Toots, see, you could be the next one who two facing
Wait, she aināt even get that
Let me show you how a con go (Congo) harder
I said Zulu, Tootsie, Hutu⦠that mean when I slap every tribe out her
Even Afrika Bambaataa āll rewind her (Rwanda) slaughter
Murk me? How, bitch? You aināt even worth the while
Iāll smack this bitch on the bathroom floor; now she Verse-a-tile
Cause Iām mad yāall even think Verse is better, cause she circle-stepping, blurting metas and nervous gestures
Desperate for a card again (cardigan)
So all these nerds could sweat her (sweater)
So now, I got to Prep for Redemption
Cause if these bars donāt Chill(-)a n***a, I got the perfect setup
When itās showtime, you either getting Clips or Hollows
Iām trying to figure out which Verbs are better
The fact you think you naturally have to rap like Dizasterās a fucking disease
She like, āhe got baaas.ā Thatās cause he be fucking the sheep
I can tell by your ex(X)-men that you donāt want to fuck with a Beast
So one red flag, Iām at her door (matador) for trying to run with that bull
I donāt duck bitches. I muzzle they beaks
This jackrabbit rhymes like a crack habit smack addict;
She really want to be a heroine
She yelling āfuck the presidents,ā but really fuck the presidents;
You bitches love to be in Maryland(Marilyn)
This beatboxing, breakdance hipā
Bitch, you donāt even want to be your heritage
Trying to make a better life thus far by getting stripes off stars?
Aw, you really want to be American
Well where they discover you land is where this could get settled then
Cause one April shower and I May flower the land you settle in
But if the Nina Pint-her, sheāll pray to Santa Maria; let that settle in
That mean you getting scalped in the end (Indian)
Cause what I peel grim (pilgrim), thatās what a settle meant (settlement)
[Round 3: Myverse]
Yo, thatās so funny, you brought your Mike boo, right?
I donāt care what your lines do
Itās funny, cause ironic you always have a ghost behind you
Since you said you top five off of looks alone
Bet Iāll give your top five off of looks alone
Bonnie āll top five off of looks alone
You could tell your twat wide off of looks alone
She figured, Drake loves strippers, so she became one by delusion
And hopes he move in
And touch her arm and say, āYou donāt have to do this.ā
You have the nerve to judge Germ Free when youāre worse, B
You show your bare ass, just for a name
Youāve literally put everything but your vag on display
Youāre one selfie away from catching AIDS
Sheās in danger, itās safe to say, cause I could put the four-five to your shoulder
But if a thirty-eight bust, see your waist in thirty-six days
Eight teens got hip to the stench of Bonnie rotting (Rotten)
Iāll let the five and nine find you head to toe altered with no options
Whole time in mind I measured your body for the coffin
I may not speak it, but I was taught how to aim one
To tell you the truth, Iād rather make your face up
Show your jaw the bottom of a barrel; remind you where you came from
But where you going is beneath and below the floor bed
You were jerking off in Milwaukee with Vixen
Really choking; this chicken got bodied by Norbes ex
Cause when you did that, you stepped in some shit, puto
Want to talk about people choking people, but you though
In that battle with Uno
Let me punt (pun) it correct:
If he kicked it last, you wouldāve been rebuttalād to death
Crazy cause after the battle she gave him dome for the win;
I guess thatās the second time Uno got pussy after choking a bitch
As a personal vengeance and as a woman, too, I was rooting for you
We were all rooting for you
But instead of thinking the whole time, āDamn, what Bonnie on,ā
I was thinking, āDamn, Bon, neon?ā
My fashion statements welcomed. Your fashion states men will cum, cause if itās fake angles only, well thatās a lack of creativity shown
But itās evident, Bonnie. Youāre a hoe
I got that Erykah Badu pussy; you got that airing out a room pussy
May be a eye candy, thinking itās the sweetest
But like mama said on Halloween, if this (w)rapperās open, donāt eat it
Youāre a ventriloquist and your clitoris is the color of licorice
And if you licked her ish then you licked her itch and thatās sick as shit
So Iāll address her call
Iām from East Orlando, but I could show you the West Palm
Goons run up with you saying your name; word is, bond
Word is, Bon used to fuck John John Da Don
Almost had a baby named Bon Bon Da Don
This angle for you is signature; she forged her vows. Her initial man opt
She was just a chicken scratch once she got John hand cock (Hancock)
Here is where the chain connects, where she flaked the best:
You ducked me in April cause you fucked half of the main event
You vexed, huh?
How ābout after Math made you a step-ma he told you to step, Ma
Had a baby with the next broad
Couldnāt take you up, even said you were a lazy fuck
See how that real āll stretch her?
Or how you had to take twenty blow jobs to support Bill Collector?
I canāt even point out with all fingers whoās your damn lover
Just habits from her elders she learned to act under
Your real pops is your dadās brother
And you share fucking club clothes with your grandmother
I was a fan of her, ātil she was stamped an impostor quick
Iām battling her ghosts cause her writers canāt top my shit
I summon those skeletons in your closet hid, cause even though I Used To Love H.E.R.,
The Resurrection of her was Common Sense