[Intro]
Yeah, yeah
What? I got a couple questions for y'all
Y'all n***as not there, man
Just a few questions
Ay, yo, Travis, this it right here, ain't it?

[Chorus]
Why can't we all just be friends? Yeah
Is it because my diamonds make you feel some type of way?
You told me you would kill for me the other day
I know why we cannot be friends, yeah
Hate and jealousy got one thing in common
Yeah, I know what love is, a promise is not promised
Promise, yeah, I promise love will blind you
Yeah, might have broke your promise, but my problems is my problems

[Verse 1]
Hit 'em with a stick, I'm Travis Barker
Nice drumroll like Travis Barker
Take your bitch and then transport her
If your bitch love me, then that's extortion
To the water, I escort her
Take her places like Honduras
You are poor
We don't hang 'cause I don't trust these n***as' morals (Ooh, dig)
Don't know what got into that boy
Count so much money, I'm developing a boil
Racks jumping out the air like they just got deployed
These n***as sour, they sour, they spoiled
So I got a big stick, hit me with the light oil
These n***as hating, ain't making no noise
This a two-seater, girl, jump in for joy
[Chorus]
Why can't we all just be friends? Yeah
Is it because my diamonds make you feel some type of way?
You told me you would kill for me the other day
I know why we cannot be friends, yeah
Hate and jealousy got one thing in common
Yeah, I know what love is, a promise is not promised
Promise, yeah, I promise love will blind you
Yeah, might have broke your promise, but my problems is my problems (Uno, I killed it)

[Verse 2]
Yeah, fuck you doing, ho? Fuck out my vicinity
Ooh, she the swoop, act like she still got her virginity
Ooh, fuck her for a long minute, I got energy
Ooh, all these legs surrounding my body like a centipede
Ooh, can't trust a soul, gotta keep it G
Ooh, gotta keep this pole on the side of me
Uh, your closest friends are your enemies
Uh, get you shot on sight 'cause a n***a try to run up, I'ma let this bih' fly

[Chorus]
Why can't we all just be friends? Yeah
Is it because my diamonds make you feel some type of way?
You told me you would kill for me the other day
I know why we cannot be friends, yeah
Hate and jealousy got one thing in common
Yeah, I know what love is, well, a promise is not promised
Promise, yeah, I promise love will blind you
Yeah, might have broke your promise, but my problems is my problems
[Outro]
Why can't we all just be friends? Yeah
Is it 'cause my diamonds make you feel some type of way?
You told me you would kill for me the other day
I know why we cannot be friends, yeah
Hate and jealousy got one thing in common
Yeah, I know what love is, a promise is not promised
Promise, yeah, I promise love will blind you
Yeah, might have broke your promise, but my problems is my problems