Aaron:
Anyway, this is a good song to jump to so if you feel like jumpin'; and even if you don't, just to make me feel good you could jump. Please. Please jump; it would make me feel so good
John:
You can do it!

Brra, stick 'em
Ha, ha-ha, stick 'em
Brra, stick 'em
Ha, ha-ha, stick'em

What ever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit? (What's up with the boots on ya feet?)
Please don't go Suburban Rhythm
All the other bands are just shit

Well, the Reel Big Fish and they got it made
Because they sign the record company, they gonna get paid
I say they mess up all the lyrics and they got no style
Say, they're gonna get it right, but it might take a while
So-a, don't - touch - that - dial (don't you touch it, that motherfuckin' dial)

Well, I've never been told if we're that good
And I said I'd never, never play with a ska band again
I guess I - never showed up

So, what ever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit? (...quit)
Please don't go Suburban Rhythm (yeah)
All the other bands are just, awww, shit
(Oh, shit)