FEAR
What Are Friends For?
One, two, three, four

I know so many people
I know so many people
I know so many people
But I don't have any friends
I know so many people
I know so many people
I know so many people
But I don't have any friends

Where do they come from?
Why do you need them?
Invite some over
What do you do then?
Tell them to leave now
Will they forgive you?
Will they even know how?
Will they believe you?

I know so many people
I know so many people
I know so many people
But I don't have any friends
I know so many people
I know so many people
I know so many people
But I don't have any friends
What do they want now?
Nothing to lose now
Invite them over
What do you do then?
Go to their house
Wanna get to know them
What if they hate me?
What if I blow it?

What are friends for?
What are friends for?
What are friends for?
What are friends for?
What are friends for?
What are friends for?
What are friends for?
What are friends for?

I buy them lots of presents
Will they like me so-so?
What if they're boring?
What if they're weirdos?
If I get too close now
Will I get the flu then?
Trip and fall at their house
How can I sue them?
Thank you!