I have seen others who's ugly, it's true
Who lie, cheat and steal and belong in a zoo
With putrescent bodies and diseases too
I've never seen no one as ugly as you

Ugly as you, ugly as you
I've heard your last story
I know what to do
I've never seen no one as ugly as you

As visions of you turn to slime, crud and ooze
No brains in your head, you've got nothin' to lose
Ugly patrol ain't got nothin' on you
Never seen no one as ugly as you

Ugly as you, ugly as you
My shotgun is loaded
I know what to do
Never seen no one as ugly as you

Get up
Hey

Ugly as you, ugly as you
Shotgun is loaded
I know what I'll do
Never seen no one as ugly as you
Ugly as you
Ugly as you
Ugly as you