Ray Stevens
Gitarzan (Alternate Version)
Hey

He's free as the breeze, he's always at ease
He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees
He swings through the trees without a trapeze in his BVD's

He got a union card and he's practicin' hard
To play the guitar, gonna be a big star
Yeah, he's gonna go far and carry moonbeams home in a jar

He ordered Chet's Guitar Course COD
Makes A and E, workin' on B
Digs C&W and R&B
And me and the chimpanzee agree
That one day soon, he'll be a celebrity
Get it, get it, get it, get it, ow

Gitarzan
He's a guitar man
He's all you can stand, give him a hand
Gitarzan

Oh, oh
Oh
Woo
He's got a girl named Jane with no last name
Kinda homely and plain, but loves her just the same
'Cause she kindles a flame and it drives him insane
When he hears her sing, she really does her thing
It's her claim to fame, come on, sing one, Jane

Alright
Baby, baby
Woah, baby
Baby
Baby
Woah, baby
Let's here it for Jane
Thank you, folks, thank you

Well, they got a pet monkey, he likes to get drunky
And sing "Boogie Woogie" and it sounds real funky
Come on, your time, boy
Here we go, sing one, monkey

Let's hear it for the monkey

On Saturday night, they need some excitement
Jane gets right and the monkey gets tight
Voices unite in the pale moonlight
Sounds alright, yeah, it's dynamite
It's outta sight, let's hear it right now
Baby (Oh)
Baby (Oh)
Woah, baby (Oh)
Baby (Oh)
Shut up, baby, I'm tryin' to sing (Oh)
Baby
Get it, get it, get it, get it, ow

[Chorus]
Gitarzan
And his jungle band
They're all you can stand, give 'em a hand
Gitarzan (Baby)
Yeah, Gitarzan
And his jungle band
They're all you can stand, a little applause
Gitarzan
Gitarzan
And his jungle band
They're all you can stand, give 'em a hand
Gitarzan
Yeah, Gitarzan
And his jungle band
They're all you can stand, how 'bout it? Give it up
Gitarzan