Ray Stevens
Where the Sun Don’t Shine
Well, you can take away the car, it don't mean anything to me
I'll even throw the neighbors in and all their sympathy
Take me for the fool I am but keep one thing in mind
You can take your love and put it where the sun don't shine

Where the sun don't shine, where the sun don't shine
Stick it in the darkest place that you can find
Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine

You can take the house, the dog, the stereo, the silver tone guitar
And anything else you want, I'll even load it in my car
Take your mother and take your brother and all your tacky friends
I'll even rent a U-Haul to haul you all in

Where the sun don't shine, where the sun don't shine
Stick it in the darkest place that you can find
Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine

You took away my manly pride and never left a trace
You knocked me down, held me up, and threw it in my face
You almost took my sanity now give me peace of mind
And take your love and put it where the sun don't shine

Where the sun don't shine, where the sun don't shine
Stick it in the darkest place that you can find
Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine
Where the sun don't shine, where the sun don't shine
Stick it in the darkest place that you can find
Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine