Who is this superhero?
Sarge?
No..
Rosemary, the telephone operator?
No..
Penry, the mild mannered janitor?
Could be!

Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye

He's got style, a groovy style
And a car that just won't stop
When the going gets rough, he's super tough
With a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!)

Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye

Hong Kong Phooey, he's fan-riffic (gong!)