Panic! at the Disco
Robert Paul Champagne
(Are you a hot black, latino guy looking for a place to live?)
(Come to 2395 Wagner Houses, Apartment 2C, 124 N. First Ave, East Harlem, 718-930-9723)

(You don't have to pay any rent)
(I’ll give you clean pieces and a key)
(And you will be the boss of the house)
(And it goes from mild to wild to kink)
(So, if you're a top and you're a black, latino)
(Or you are homeless ex-con come check it out)
(718-930-9723)
(Black guy, homeless or thug)

Men from jail
(Hot black or latino guys, hot black tops)
This for Robert
(Freak to kink, freak to kink)

Hey, this for Robert Paul Champagne
Definitely not insane
He knows what he wants
Black, latino, thugs
Give him all you got

Hey, this for Robert Paul Champagne
He don’t gotta hide his face
Just give him what he wants
If you're a black, latino, thug
Give him all you got, hey
Robert they're gonna take you on a damn plane
Buy you expensive things and all the champagne
Homeless guys they wanna give you damn brain, ayy ayy
Robert we gotta start upon your campaign
Tell all the boys to eat you like some Chow Mein
Under the bodies
You're in the lobby
Ready to party, ayy

Hey, this for Robert Paul Champagne
Definitely not insane
He knows what he wants
Black, latino, thugs
Give him all you got

Hey, this for Robert Paul Champagne
He don't gotta hide his face
Just give him what he wants
If you're a black, latino, thug
Give him all you got
Hey