[Chorus: Eric Bloom]
She's as beautiful as a foot
She's as beautiful as a foot
She heard someone say, the other day

[Verse 1: Eric Bloom]
Didn't believe it when he bit into her face
Didn't believe it when he bit into her face
It tasted just like a fallen arch

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus: Eric Bloom]
She's as beautiful as a foot
She's as beautiful as a foot
She heard someone say, the other day

[Verse 2: Eric Bloom]
Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place
Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place
Her face changing now, a guernsey cow

[Outro: Eric Bloom]
She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
She heard someone say (she heard someone say...)
The other (day...)