[Intro: Eric Bloom]
The only place I've seen it
Would be in Arthur Comics
You remember those
Long before your time

[Verse: Eric Bloom]
The only recent comics
With stories on the cover
But it's too old
You won't find them
Unless you borrow my copy
It is about the
Mustard disaster
You'll find out which way it fell
When you check the alabaster
'Cause then you will know
The real archie bell

[Bridge: Eric Bloom]
C'mon, man
We gotta move
We gotta rip
Yeah

[Outro: Eric Bloom]
See Arthur fly away
But he don't have much to say
But it's okay