Yeah, this song is about your Mother!
Your Mother!

My Mother buys Diamonds, my Mother buys Pearls
You know my Mommy is, she's a Pearl of a Girl
I hate my Mother, I hate my Wife
I'd like to kill em both, its a fact of life!
I'd like to plan it now, I'm gonna use a knife!

My wife is a Hippo, she's as Big as a House
I'm gonna feed her, a poisonous mouse
I hate my Daughter, I hate my Mom
Their clothing's a mess, I hope they buy a farm
I gotta run away, I'd like to use a Bomb

Mommy, Mommy
Mommy, Mommy
Mommy, Mommy
Mommy, Mommy

My Daughter buys Diamonds, my daughter buys Pearls
You know my Daughter is, she's a Pearl of a Girl
I hate my Daughter, I hate my Mom
I'd like to see 'em dead, I hope they buy a Farm
I'm gonna plan it now, I'm gonna use a Bomb!
Mommy, Mommy
Mommy, Mommy
Mommy, Mommy
Mommy, Mommy

I HATE THEM DAMES!