[Verse 1: Eric Bloom]
(Oh, cagey, what you got?)
What you got there dummy?
What you got there man?
(Oh, cagey, what you got?)
What you got there, honey?
What is it, a worm?

[Chorus: Albert Bouchard]
Dumb clouds are raging
Stupid clouds at my door
Creepy weather coming
Coming 'round my floor
Dumb clouds stay away
Don't come back no more!

[Verse 2: Eric Bloom]
(Oh, cagey, what you got?)
Got an awful tummy
Oh no, it's inflamed
(Oh, cagey, what you got?)
It's so lonely, honey
In the state of Maine

[Chorus: Albert Bouchard]
Dumb clouds are raging
Stupid clouds at my door
Creepy weather coming
Coming 'round my floor
Dumb clouds stay away
And don't come back no more!
[Bridge: Joe Bouchard & Eric Bloom]
I'm graduating in one more term
Because I haven't any time to burn
Repeating taste of high-heeled shoe
An eel is waiting under the train
Being chased around by the neighbor's cat!
Well, it's so lonely in the state of Maine!

[Chorus: Albert Bouchard]
Dumb clouds are ringing
Ringing in my ear
Mother's wombs are crying
Ringing in my fear
Mothers never run
Except when rape is near

[Outro]
(Oh, cagey)
(Oh, cagey)
(Oh, cagey)
(Oh, cagey)